NS2 Pre-Alpha Teaser Analysis CSI: New York Edition
by Mr Charisma Sunday, 7th February, 2010 at 9:55 pm under Articles [8 comments]

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With such a busy schedule of sitting around and waiting for some NS2 news, our Miami team is currently out of action. However, we can still sense some life in this horse, so our NY team has been called into action to solve the latest mysteries surrounding the NS2 Pre-Alpha footage. Do not be alarmed, whilst the New York team are not as high profile, be rest assured that their technological savvy is unmatched adequate.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA- wrong show.

  • Like a stalker in the night, the first reveal unfurled onto our screen without warning or provocation. The long thick shaft pulsating before our eyes for a mere second, then disappearing before the authorities could be notified. Behold, the alien resource tower it it’s erect glory!

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  • After the much maligned discussion over the ‘taser’ melee/secondary weapon, the pistol makes it’s triumphant return. Also comes with optional ammo display extra (not optional).

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  • Now for the real mysteries. What could this box be? Simple art? A world model? Or something much more sinister?

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  • With our crack team on the case, and after creating a GUI interface in visual basic, we can safely assume that this box is in fact, rectangular.

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  • Our New York team was unable to identify the following objects in this fuzzy un-enhanced image. However, they speculate that we are looking at two armouries.

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  • Lastly, we have uncovered what appears to be the primary resource for the Frontiersman, bacon, which can only be dispensed by the commander through these machines.

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There you have it folks, now everybody return to the Aliens Vs Predator demo.